so life wanted to shit on me like a fat bitch that had taco bell š„° two new things, 1) new sketch:
2) my boy flipped & crashed my car bc he fell asleep at the wheel:
let me paint the picture like my last name picasso. imagine leaving a party early because you got tired, & closing your eyes in the backseat of your car. when you open your eyes next, your headās bashing against the window because your car is doing 360 flips no simone biles across the highway. you see your 2 friends are in the front seat, still knocked out until the windshield shatters, glass shards violently piercing everyone. the carās momentum finally gets broken by nearby trees, but the car doors donāt open because the door handles got seared off during the crash. you crawl out through the window.
keep in mind. youāre completely unaware of what the FUCK happened because you just woke up 30 seconds ago. you only find out when the cops (that were conveniently already on the road) come to your aid, and your shaken-up friend exclaims āthe car crashed because i fell asleep at the wheelā.
..if only you knew how hard my neck broke when i heard that shit. niggas made my whip do 360 ollie tricks like tony hawk pro skater because he FELL ASLEEP??
..so yea. thatās the third whip that got totaled in a car accident š & i didnāt cause any of the 3 šš
like i said before.. iām tryna get this move situated so i can lock in & get these projects out, but between the finances & medical shit thatās coming out of this, i know this finna be a setback. but, stay tuned. i aināt no bitch
